AReallyLonesomeand DisturbedFlatTops Dove:BudgesResort wasthenforty-five dirt-miserable-roadmilesofftheOld Highway6withinthe southernedgeofthe FlatTopsPrimitive Area.TheLodgeand sevencabinswerebuilt inthe1930s.While occasionalimprovementswere made,thelodgeand thesevencabinspretty muchlookasTeddy Rooseveltfoundthem.Budgeshasalonghistoryofqualityelkanddeerhuntingandremainsa superb remote place to harmonize with nature and harvest prime elk and deer.Duringalong-pasthuntingseason,anoldtimerexposedthistidbitofLodgehistory.Manyyears ago,hewascampinginmid-JulyatCoffeePotSprings.Ayoungwomanrodeahorseinatdusk. Sheworeacoat,butarrivedwithoutsaddlebag,gear,foodorhorsefodder.Shehadriddenthe entireday.Herposteriorachedandhermindreeled.Thedistraughtvixengulpedtheofferedfood and unloaded about her journey from hell.Shehadbeeninvitedtoaweekend“wildernesswedding”attheacclaimedBudgesHuntingLodge andResort.Iknowitishardtobelieveanyonewouldschedulesucharemotewedding,especially beforeInterstate70wasbuiltandthedecrepitbacktrackroadswereimproved.Thedamselhad envisionedattendingafantasyoccasion.Sheknewthebrideexceedinglywell,buthadnotmet thegroom’srelativesandtheirhuntingfriends.Sheerroredthere,becausetheprenuptialparty exposedmorethanthegirlcouldeverhaveconjuredordreamed.Theyoungwomanrevoltedat thecoarsenessofmostparticipants,andthespartanDepressionEra-likeaccommodationsatthat time.(TV’s“DuckDynasty”showhuntingguysoncrushedcouchescometomymind.)Thegroom fitinwiththegeneralpoorcharactersofthebunch.Themaidenwastotallyoutofplaceandself-consciousinthebooze-fueledrevelry.Unabletosleep,shearoseatpredawn,silentlyand secretlystoleandsomehowsaddledalodgehorse,andmanagedtobetwenty-fivemilesawayat sundown.Sheguessedbythattimetheweddingpartyprobablyhadshedtheirhangoversthey come to their senses enough to realize one attendee gotten sick and gone home.Thisweddingguestsleptcuddledinhercoatonpineneedlesunderatreeinthecampground.The horserustlerwasgonebeforedawnonherriderideofanothertwentyfivemilesawayandthree thousandprecipitousfeetdowntotheEagleValley,andthentotheoldsleepytownofGypsum.PerhapstherehergnawinginnardsfoundvittlesinthetinybreakfastcottagethatwasGypsum’s onlyeatery.Herweekendandlifeofmiserywereover!Oh,itwasprobablyaboutthenthatthe overlyimbibedcrewcomprehendedthatnopracticaljokestershad“kidnapped”thebridenever-in-Hell-to-be.In2018,IwasaskedifBudgeseverhadprostitutes.Ithoughtnot,suggestingthatsuchrumors mayhaveoriginatedfromtherough-toughfemalewranglerssometimesemployedthere.They easilycouldhaveviciouslybeatenoffadvancesandthusearnedthemselvesderogatory designations.Butthen,perhapstheweddingescapestoryhadsomeunreportedtwists.Didthe innocentfiancéhearthatherlove’sbuddieshauledinsomenightwomenforaraucousstag party?Ibetevenoddsthatshemayhaveeagerlyarrivedadayearlyonlytowalkinonthe debased occasion!AManandHisSweetheartDreamsLayUnderaTree:OnSeptember8,2004,someFlatTopsbow huntersencounteredanoldcampsite,afrayedbackpack.Somerottedfragmentsofclothingand aimplementswerescatteredaround,apparentlybyanimalsandyearsofweathering.Nearbyin the brush were also scattered human bones.Authoritieswerenotabletoidentifythevictimwiththeconditionofthebones,andtherewere fewpiecesofevidence.However,aportionoflegibleletterpaperdisclosedanapparent“Dear John”letter.Theuniquesignaturenamesuggestedagirl“Lib”whomostlikelylivedinAustrailia orNewZealand.Thedespondentfellowresignedhimselftoendmiserywithalasthikein memory of his lost love. He just wanted the last, eternal, night’s sleep.Update2019:Themissingpersonsbureaupublishedmoredataonthe corps,includingafacialreconstruction.Themanwasaboutsixfeettall andhadseverebonedegenerationinhisneckandback,sohilikely sufferedbackpain.Hehadextensiveexpensivedentalwork.Agerange was27-65years.Oddly,hehadtwentypacksofcigarettesandasmallvideo game,andwoolsockswithducttapewrappedaroundthetoes,$115cash,He was prepared for bear with a bell and pepper spray.Anotebookwithhanddrawingsandafronticeaddressedto“Lib”said“I shouldwriteincsemysituationheredoesn’timprove.Thismaybetheend ofmyjourney.““Wouldlikeforyoutocliammybody……servicesor memorial.Cremation.”Rottedpagesfollowedwithintermittentlegibility, including“Thirdchoicetakethemupinaglider(Ipromisenottogetsickonyou)”.Casenumber15487- doenetwork.org = photo sourceKeepYourRifleandHuntingDiaryforHeirloomMemories:Whatstoriescouldbetoldbyafamily huntingrifle.Theaboverifleisashortenedmuzzleloaderwithanextendedhistory.Itpassed downfrom1800throughmywife’sfamily.JohnHagy(aka,Hagja,Hagey,Hagae,Hagi)wastheson ofan1739immigrantfromthecantonofZurich,PrussianEmpire(nowSwitzerland)thatsettled inLancasterCounty,Pennsylvania.Heisknowntohavehandmadeonlythreerifles.Notthathe wasawimp,buteachrifletooksixweekstomake;thatisabouttwoyearsofbetweenplanting andharvestingseasons(thinkwintereveninglaborbycandlelight).Thethreegunsweremade between1800-1810.Thegunhasasilvercoinmeldedintoahalfmoonfordecoration,orforthe optimumfallmoonphasetohuntdeer?Thegunstockwasdecoratedfromburningaspiral-woundprimecord.Thelonggunwasshortenedtobe“stylish”andevenlaterchangedfroma flintlocktopercussion.Abulgeinthebarrelindicatesafinalshotwasnotproperlyseatedtothe powder. Was this an experience of a novice heir? Thegunhasan“idiot’stale”.Linda’sfatherandfather-in-lawaschildreninvestigatedtherecesses ofthedustyfamilyattic.Theyfoundab-bgunandtheancientlonggun.Aspatensued.The winnergotthebbgun.DaddefaultedtowhatwasthoughttobeaconvertedHenryRifle.Forty yearslateracuratoridentifiedtheexceptionallyraregun.Unknowingly,hehaddeferredtoa gem!Thecruxofthisstoryistocarefullychoosetheheirsofyourtreasuredguns.Dealersarequickto pointoutthatoldriflesgetwornout.Theydo,buttheriflewithGreatGrandpa’shuntingdiary will be a family treasure.1945 Diary entry, Freeport deer camp, Pennsylvania: “Three deer taken by---------------------”