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  More Hunter Fiascoes and Dumb Mistakes
 
 
  The
  Evil
  Handmaiden:
  Hunting
  season
  approached.
  The
  lust
  of
  a
  new
  gun
  grew.
  Last
  year’s 
  muzzleloader
  must
  be
  replaced.
  Cory’s
  friend
  bought
  a
  thousand-dollar
  new
  handmaiden 
  wonder
  and
  asked
  him
  to
  go
  to
  the
  firing
  range
  to
  try
  it.
  The
  first
  deafening
  shot
  brought 
  the
  indoor
  range
  attendees
  to
  attention,
  wondering
  what
  was
  going
  on
  with
  the
  canon 
  roar
  and
  profuse
  smoke.
  The
  second
  (last)
  blast
  was
  agonizing.
  The
  breech
  had
  exploded 
  and
  mangled
  John’s
  hand.
  Cory
  carted
  John
  off
  to
  the
  emergency
  room,
  where
  most
  of
  his 
  hand
  was
  salvaged
  (at
  probably
  mega-expense.)
  Days
  later
  when
  things
  calmed
  down, 
  Cory
  asked
  John
  how
  much
  powder
  he
  used
  at
  the
  range.
  “I’m
  not
  sure,
  but
  I
  put
  in
  extra
  – 
  because
  I
  want
  a
  muzzle
  loader
  that
  can
  shoot
  300
  yards
  –
  where
  I
  more
  commonly
  see 
  elk.”